From the BBC:Satellites to monitor panda sex
Next thing up is LIVE WEBCAM CHATS with HOT HOT HOT PANDAS. This is pretty cool and all - Pandas are going extinct, and I guess it's fairly cool that we have satellite tech to be able to uh... Watch some... Hot... Panda Sex.
"Excuse me, Dr. Wang? It seems that Subjects 4455 and 9873 can only do it in the dark, and on saturday nights."